If you have a Thai girlfriend and are not very faithful, then you should know that penis cutting is a specialty that makes Thailand also world champion in penis transplants.
I have often heard this kind of story, the saddest of all is that of a young novice monk who would receive a particular type of offering every morning from an older woman.
Of course, it was not an offering authorized by theand both were at fault
Then the young man left the monastery, found a girlfriend of his age and, I don’t know how, during a meeting with his former lover, she cut off his parts.
Maybe also a Karma story…
I also remember an article in the International Courier, which reported that a jealous Thai woman had cut off her husband’s genitals and, to make sure they could not be sewn up, tied them to a helium balloon and sent them into the air.
At the time, it made me laugh a lot; I imagined the ball falling and people watching it:
“oh, a balloon, what’s hanging down there? Oh!”
Here is an article from the 2004 AFP:
Thailand, world champion in penis transplants
They boiled them, tied them to balloons, fed them to ducks, or flushed them down the toilet.
When it comes to depriving an unfaithful man of all his means, Thai women’s imagination is boundless.
Thailand has become the world’s leading country for penis repair surgery, not by chance: mutilation is common in the kingdom.
The latest one was reported yesterday on a 29-year-old farmer.
Doctors and psychologists explain this extreme violence by the widespread infidelity and the willingness of women who are not afraid to defend their rights.
The tradition of polygamy, officially banned only a hundred years ago, remains widespread and destroys many marriages in Thailand.
Also, the penis is revered as a symbol of power and fertility; these experts point out.
In all the markets of the kingdom or on the bows of boats, there are stone or wooden phallus.
The fact that any self-respecting Thai cooker is equipped with many knives, each sharper than the next, does not help.
Surasak Muangsombot, a surgeon, sits in his office at Paolo Memorial Hospital in Bangkok, and remembers transplanting his first penis in 1978 and quickly discovering that these appalling mutilations were one of the forms of domestic violence in Thailand.
Since 1978, Dr. Surasak’s team has operated on 33 men alone.
In the same period, only three “only” cases were recorded in Sweden,
two in the United States – including the highly publicized one of John Bobbitt, who, after recovering his full potential through surgery, had become a pornographic film actor – and one in Australia.
“Some years there are four or five (in Thailand), and then we don’t hear about it anymore,” says Dr. Surasak, “but sometimes it’s like an epidemic.”
Phallo-plasticians have a lot to do because jealous women, once the penis has been cut off, often attack the unfortunate organ.
“Some boil it, feed it to the ducks, flush it down the toilet, bury it or even tie it to a balloon and let it fly,” says the surgeon.
The most difficult case for him was that of this woman who long refused to admit that she had sent her husband’s virile member to a septic tank.
“I asked the nurse to clean it up properly and warned the patient that he might have sepsis,” says the doctor.
He replied: “Listen, do your best, and if I have sepsis, at least I will die with my penis.”
“Fifteen hours passed between the time the penis was sliced and grafted, which is much longer than anything the books say, but I did, and to my amazement, everything went well,” explains the surgeon.
For Dr. Wallop Piyamanotham, a psychologist, penis amputation is related to the Thai people’s habit of taking a second wife.
“The only possible revenge for the wife is to amputate her husband’s penis “ who cheats on her and leaves her, he explains, because “few men (infidels) still have sex with their wives.”
Despite the damage caused to the mutilated penis, explains Dr. Surasak, the success of the transplants is impressive.
“The success rate is 100%, but I believe only 50% can return to their normal functions”,” he says.
The surgeon delivers a golden rule for men who would not resist the temptation of infidelity:
“If you have a mistress, your wife will be mad with rage and ready to maim you at any time. So make her happy (be generous), but at the same time, in anticipation, always carry a thermos bottle and the address of a good surgeon”.
I know a lot of people who should buy a thermos;)
Photo : Banana : dukelanguage.com ; palakit : Deror avi